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ReliefOpening6793 t1_jd77fqz wrote

Reply to comment by Ninjaxas in TIFU by taking a dump in her old toilet by Ninjaxas

This is the second best poop story I've heard The third one is someone pooping in the toilet tank for revenge

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QueenRemi t1_jd79t85 wrote

Is the first best the poop knife? I really thought this was gonna end with OP using a kitchen knife to send his poop down

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ReliefOpening6793 t1_jd7am5f wrote

No it was a prostitute using my co workers car hood so she could shit in the street pulled her pants up and started yelling 20 dollars!

The poop knife thing made me want to vomit lol

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Elder_Tig t1_jd86gjw wrote

I believed the poop knife story was completely made up.. Until I actually needed a poop knife. Was a rough day

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ReliefOpening6793 t1_jda55ag wrote

I'm smashing it with the plunger or brush and throwing it out before I fuck up my knife set lol

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