Did we all not learn basic hygiene practices growing up? I've been camped out in the woods without a shower for wks and i managed better. Well u learned a lesson right? I guess it boils down to u and the lady adulting just a lil bit more. 1st step in your new itch free asshole life is to buy a frickin laundry hamper.

On a side note. Your ladies vagina throws-up in these new underwear. After which she removes and neatly sets them on package where they came from? That's f'n weird man. Somethings fishy around here.