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HollowVoices t1_jdz377v wrote

I was once shopping around Walmart, and an employee followed me around a few aisles with some product. I tried to be funny and asked if she was stalking me.

She replied with: "Just these papertowels."

Well played

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je16aoa wrote

Her, weeks later: "wait, what if he didn't say 'stockin meat' and he actually said 'stalking me'? Damn it, Julie."

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