HairyNutsackNumber9 t1_irjbyff wrote
Just tell them your phone has been acting weird and making loud static noises ever since you got caught in the rain the other day
HOLDGMEBROTHERS t1_irjj7z8 wrote
Everyone knows a fart noise dude
HairyNutsackNumber9 t1_irjltcx wrote
in my experience employers love employees that can lie
fomoco94 t1_irjwdps wrote
But they don't love employees that are childish enough to fart in their phone.
HairyNutsackNumber9 t1_irjx9d5 wrote
i feel like that would be dependant on the person calling
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