Well, yeah, you FU pretty big. It's creepy and you need to stop. But I'm not sure I would ever address it with her unless she brings it up, and then you better be sincere and apologize profusely.

Also, it's cold shoulder. not shower.

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What the fuck? This is not ok. This is not funny. You need help, today!

Your throwaway has me cackling.

Also, you need help.

Sounds like OP could do with a cold shower tbh

Just say you found them by accident and you were embarresed by seeing them and gave it back.

Yeah, I mean, she has no reason to ever trust you again, so don't expect it even if you apologize. That's a massive breach of trust and I hope you realize that depending what state you're in, doing it to clients or anyone you work with might be a crime.

Unfortunately, yes.

That's really invasive and creepy.

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i hope you’re put behind bars❤️

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Ah yes, continue to lie! You both are fucked up and need serious help. How can you pretend like this is good advice???? Jesus Christ.

I mean, it technically is good advice to get out of trouble. Obviously it's not the best advice for stopping this addiction, which is what SHOULD be happening, but it is good advice for something

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