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DsWan3 t1_it1eiy2 wrote

Surely that’s gotta cause a bit of uh “discomfort” in uh…ya nether regions…

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stripeyspacey t1_it32h60 wrote

This story reminded me of the one, and last, time an ex of mine used one of those "Fire & Ice" condoms. If you're not familiar it's exactly what it sounds like, basically Icy Hot on a condom.

And holy shit, it was not fun.

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DsWan3 t1_it3bhck wrote

Good god that should not exist…

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stripeyspacey t1_it3qln2 wrote

No... no it should not. I wouldn't be surprised if they were discontinued very quickly. I think they were new at the time maybe, but I could be wrong. Was over 10 years ago now.

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NerdModeCinci t1_it4flda wrote

Masochists love them

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stripeyspacey t1_it4fz9o wrote

I was thinking that when I replied before, but I feel like there's a difference between like sexy-time "ooh let's do hot candle wax!" kind of burning and the very chemical-like burning those caused! 😂

But hey to each their own I guess!

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Romantiphiliac t1_it3z4xi wrote

THANK YOU

Who signed off on mentholated condoms? That shit was miserable.

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stripeyspacey t1_it4ffd6 wrote

Dude right!? I'm sure it had to have been a wholly man-made committee that designed and signed off on that from beginning to end lol. Nothing like that should ever be inside your vagina lmao

At first it was obviously cold-feeling and I was like "Eh, not really my thing and kinda weird tbh...but whatever." But that only lasted like 30 seconds. Then came the burning sensation that felt like getting fucked with a stick covered in flaming fire ants.

I pretty much sat spread-eagle with the shower head pointed at my nether regions with cold water for like an hour.

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superdooperdutch t1_it4fiug wrote

Yeah they have lube like that too; turns out I get super irritated from it. Not a good time.

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