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ArnoldSchnitzel t1_iwwjkqj wrote

Maybe she just likes that kissing you no longer tastes like kissing an ashtray...

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latroo t1_iwwtisy wrote

That doesn't explain the headrush

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[deleted] t1_iwwtztj wrote

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Mycatwearspants t1_iwwuabl wrote

What is love?

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wrtulak_cz t1_iwwuojs wrote

Baby don't hurt me

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rezmeihaveghorn t1_iwx0q6v wrote

I don’t know, this is one of those questions that keeps me up at night, I like to think it’s nice feeling, like happiness, but deeper and more concentrated.

I can only speculate and wonder as to what it’s like, as can many others, It truly is a sad world we live in more-so for some than others but that’s just how it is.

What is love though? Is it something we all deserve? Or is it meant only for a few? I would say that I hope it’s for all of us to enjoy, but I don’t believe that’s the case.

Does it only exist because we all collectively believe it does? Is it nothing more than a social construct that gets its hooks too deep into our minds and emotions?

What a question, “what is love?” I’m not sure what it is, but hopefully one day I have my answer.

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latroo t1_iwya9ca wrote

I mean that's cute and all but that doesn't cause a nicotine headrush

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barnes116 t1_iwwnmfa wrote

Ah, the old nicotine mint under the foreskin technique, one of my faves

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prealphawolf t1_iwwsixr wrote

I don't know about you guys but this wins the internet for me today.

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Dr_who_fan94 t1_iwwsthj wrote

Indulge both of your addictions and get a free Brazilian wax!

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KruppeTheWise t1_iwwt1l3 wrote

"Give me the damn nicotine you bastard"

Starts undoing trousers

"This is really low you know getting me to suck your dick like this"

"But baby, tonight the chemist gave me the suppository version"

Cutaway from trainspotting intensifies

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Stupidpratt t1_iwwi2pz wrote

Tell her!!

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[deleted] t1_iwwqbx4 wrote

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tripl35oul t1_iwwsc4b wrote

Yeah, absolutely. Nothing wrong at all with keeping from her the fact that she is unknowingly ingesting a highly addictive substance.

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SnowGlowss t1_iwwuvpb wrote

you'd be okay if someone unknowingly was giving you an addictive drug for an extended period of time?

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Akumie t1_iwwvam8 wrote

Ew, I hope you don't end up in a relationship for the other person's well being.

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Legitimate_Pirate249 t1_iwwltva wrote

She probably is just happy it doesn't taste like shit when she kisses you now brother

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iamtheband t1_iwwr9ca wrote

y'all... how do you think nicotine mints work? tell her. she's addicted to a substance and actively suffering from it (getting fidgety as a result of withdrawal), no matter how innocently she came by it. you owe that to her.

now, hopefully she has a good sense of humor and won't really care (I wouldn't), but I do think she has a right to know.

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matskat t1_iwwjpus wrote

"I have come to the conclusion that I somehow transfer nicotine to her through saliva and have inadvertently gotten her addicted to it. "

Nope.

Not a chance hombre. Weird flex tho. You just wanted to post that you kiss girls. Admit it.

Kids are weird.

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CuteBostonian t1_iwwmehv wrote

If he’s kissing her with a nicotine mint in his mouth when they’re kissing (he says he has one constantly, including during fun time), of course she’s getting the nicotine from it too

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frankunderwood1992 t1_iwwp566 wrote

There's comments on here saying he should definitely tell her

Then there's comments saying she isn't getting a nicotine buzz

Both are getting up voted

Conclusion: yesno

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Denominax t1_iwwr4oa wrote

bro just because you have never kissed a woman doesnt mean that every dude that brings it up is trying to rub it in your face lol

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matskat t1_iwx1yk6 wrote

Bro I'm twice married and with kids, lolol. My kids are probably older than you and OP...

OP is probably a child and made the whole post up.

Reeks of r/thathappend

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Jersey_76 t1_iwwra1o wrote

You really believe that this was a flex? I didn’t think of it that way until I read your comment and reread the post … huh 🤔

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matskat t1_iwx1orj wrote

I think its a weirdly dumb post. Bordering on misguided virgin flex, likely.

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Jersey_76 t1_iwx1x05 wrote

Okay, I see what you’re saying, I won’t confirm nor deny if I believe that you’re correct ✅! I’ll just keep my opinions to myself 😉

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MrRogersAE t1_iwwtxiv wrote

I too find it highly unlikely that he could transfer enough nicotine laced saliva to her to get her addicted, I feel like it would be more likely for her to get hooked on his second hand smoke

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Jersey_76 t1_iwx2e13 wrote

Getting hooked on second hand smoke 💨 🙃 lolz 😂 riiiiiight

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SeigiNoTenshi t1_iwwotxq wrote

If this is true (the hypothesis, not the story), this is the funniest thing I've heard in a while 😅

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Arquen_Marille t1_iwwo9de wrote

Of course tell her. Why wouldn’t you?

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haksli t1_iwwn5fk wrote

Well, at least you haven't pushed a thumb up her asshole.

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Sentsuizan t1_iwwptty wrote

Maybe you just don't taste like a Newport anymore OP

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badpandaunicorns t1_iwwsc51 wrote

I think you need to tell her Op. On the bright side you both now get to go cold turkey before Thanksgiving or should I call it kissgiving

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Poemang94 t1_iwwtdbf wrote

That...that's not how that works. Lol

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Uhhhrobots t1_iwwtrs7 wrote

If you have a mint in your mouth during kissing, it's possible. Especially if you were a heavy user and are on the highest strength mints. But it probably wouldn't linger in your saliva for long after. Or she is just enjoying your fresher breath.

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FriendlyBowl992 t1_iwzxh2s wrote

That or she knows he’s using them/what they are and is actively trying to use positive reinforcement to keep him from going back to smokes

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Wbcn_1 t1_iwwqwin wrote

Yeah, no.

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Relevant-Code-1920 t1_iwwo4j2 wrote

I think you shouldn't tell her because I'm glad she's showing affection for you because a lot of people don't like cigarette breath sorry and maybe she really likes to smell of your mint you're using

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Jersey_76 t1_iwwqjv6 wrote

Do NOT tell her bro, it’s a bad idea, just saying … she’s most likely gonna be pissed at you and blame you for her new habit and addiction to nicotine … -Jersey©️

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Mafste t1_iwwiuk2 wrote

I wouldn't tell her, she might make another connection you just got freed from. Ignorance is bliss.

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