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illeaglex t1_iy3zkg6 wrote

Reply to comment by SlytherinSilence in TIFU by getting in trouble with the police during sex by ButterflyMountain656

Tell us you’re having boring sex without telling us you’re having boring sex…

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SlytherinSilence t1_iy3zzkt wrote

If you need to scream bloody murder to the point that the police get involved just to have a good time in bed, there are deeper problems at bay lol.

Unlike you, I don’t make comments on things I don’t know shit about 😘

Edit: your downvotes are just proving me right. Ladies and gents, if your girl is screaming during sex, I hate to break it to you but she’s faking it. Denial is a powerful force I guess. But whatever, continue believing it until you end up with an std from the guy who’s actually fucking her good lmao

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SlytherinSilence t1_iy4hay8 wrote

Only in your dreams bud

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SlytherinSilence t1_iy56dxr wrote

At least you’d be experiencing something sexual 😂✌️ I’m out, my bf is coming home now 😉

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swestsniper t1_iy5didx wrote

I feel sorry for him tbh

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SlytherinSilence t1_iy5futz wrote

And I feel sorry for whoever you think or thought you’re pleasing because of the pornstar screams they make.

This is why dead bedroom relationships exist.

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