Submitted by Brandillio t3_yorhtz in tifu
I have no idea why I just remembered this old story now, but it seems funnier today..
So around 2006, my friends and I went to a local club after we were on a fishing trip. We didn’t know anyone besides our group of ladies and gents, but it was a blast regardless. I think I was the only one in the group that didn’t smoke pot and one of the pals wanted to but didn’t have any papers to roll it with. Well, good old superhero drunken me, I decided to approach the first person I saw and kindly ask. So after about a 2 minute convo, I finally got to the point.. “hey man, listen… do you have papers?” …. He face dropped for some reason.. and he walked away to his group of friends.. well stupid me had a dumb face, smiling back at my friends thinking he’s going to get some. Well that’s when I see 3 people walking my way.. a little weird that 3 people need to deliver me some rolling papers… I looked away for a second, and BOOOOM I get knocked on my ass… I get up, and see my friends running at me and it’s on. After about a 5 minute rumble in the corner of the club, bouncers finally break us all up and walk us all outside.. well this is the first time I can actually muster up the sentence “what the fuck man? I kindly asked for rolling papers, and you bring friends into it to fight? That’s bullshit!”, well they all look at each other, and lose their shit laughing.. like I mean snorting, wheezing… the whole package.. I’m confused.. I thought I was pranked or something, but the black eye, and blood everywhere didn’t seem all that funny to me.. the guy came up to me.. and he said “FUCKING ROLLING PAPERS? LOL”
Well I learned something that night… when you go up to a stranger asking for papers be VERY clear.. this Asian guy actually thought that I was asking for his citizenship papers and thought I was being racist to him, which is why I was attacked. So ask for rolling papers, and not papers. And to add some background, I am half Vietnamese, so speaking to Asian people made me feel more comfortable.. I just don’t look all that Asian 🙄
To end the story on a happy ending, his group, and our group of friends all went to a different club, and had a blast!
The end
TL;DR (PART 1) Asked an Asian guy for papers, thought I meant citizenship papers, and started a bar fight but ended up parting afterwards
EDIT (DLC):
PART 2 to this story (and sorry if you are seeing this multiple times, some people cannot find it in the comments:
Lol okay okay (there’s actually a crazier part to this story but I’ll stick with this next part for now). So the next day we had a 4 hour drive back to our home town, so I went to bring my luggage down in the morning while looking like shit, and smelling like a brewery. Well just our luck, the back tire was flat, and it almost looked like someone did it on purpose. So I call my friends down, and we all know how to change a tire but weren’t feeling the heat, and doing manual labor. So we stare at it for a bit, and I lose the bet so I decide to change the tire. I removed the back panel in the trunk, get the Jack, jack the car up, and go to grab the spare tire when I notice something. I lift the tire up and it almost sounded like it was from a movie because 3 of us guys at the same time in sync “HOOOOOLLLLYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK” 😳 The first thing that caught my attention was a paper bag with a $50 bill hanging out. I grab the bag, and it was fairly heavy, and thick. I am completely numb at this point, feeling like we hit the jackpot, and well, we kinda did.. if my memory is correct here was the contents NSFW WARNING $7,500.00 in cash a small brick of white powder (which we found out was snow)* (I’m not exactly sure what I’m allowed to post or not, so I may get banned which I hope not because this is my favorite sub)* approximately 300-400 pills which was a mixture of Hydro’s, Percs, Oxys, and some other ones which I was too scared to “sample”* there was some other stuff in there like MDMA, and some stuff that I have no idea was… but I did not care. I hop on my phone, and I look at the group, and I said “well…. I better do the right thing here….” They all give me that “are you F’n serious” look. The phone rings and someone picks up! it’s my boss, so I said “hey sorry, we are out of town, and our rental car was a dud, I won’t be in till maybe Tuesday” (it was Saturday) and I quickly hung up, and told them to do the same, which they did. And for those who are tuning in, it was two nights of pretty much zero sleep, insane fun, and memories I’ll never forget, but also some I don’t remember. I have experienced a lot in my life, partying, was a lead singer in a bad for years and toured all over, but THIS was probably the most fun I’ve ever had in my life. I wish I could invite you all and relive this just one more time! We bought rounds at the bar (1 round to about 20 people for those adding up the funds lol) and partied with strangers. It was high roller for two days and we had zero regrets lol Something unfortunate, one of my friends actually got told “if you don’t show up to work, you may as cut ties..” so we made sure there was about $3k left, and gave it to him because we felt bad. That whole weekend I swear you could make a movie from it. I was the only single one at the time, so I think I had more fun than anyone there 😳 there is a last part to this story that was wiiiiild, but I may have to PM for that part.
P.S. Enterprise Rent a Car did not sponsor that weekend ;)
Anyways, thanks for the flashback ☺️ I better get back to my now boring life.. put my kid to bed in an hour… then video games for 3 till I start nodding off.
Have a good night, guys!
TL;DR (part 2) Found money, and drugs in the rental car the next day, partied for 2 days straight, had fun.