Submitted by SamuelMashups t3_zsazio in tifu
OhMyGod_YouKnowIt t1_j179d0v wrote
2 things, 1: Vaseline on the hole. Nothing else, if you're in pain, sorry, maybe preparation H.
2: now this one is very very important. If you're having trouble dropping a deuce, go buy a king size 3 musketeers bar, and a warm bottle of coke (not chilled). Eat the whole candy bar, then like 5 min later, drink a full glass of the warm coke. Maybe 2. Try not to burp. Go grab a book and hit the restroom. Problem solved.
zonte94 t1_j17bssv wrote
Or get stool softener... But yes agreed on the first point
Abwettar t1_j19j50u wrote
Supposedly if you eat a heart of a cabbage you shit your pants almost instantly.
So maybe try that for afters?
millenialssayfuck t1_j17c79q wrote
Preperation H burns me and I will never use it again. : (
No_Love_1353 t1_j18la2o wrote
Weird… Were you particularly cracked?
millenialssayfuck t1_j18o4sl wrote
Severe hemorrhoids at the time. I have a medical condition that lends itself to them.
No_Love_1353 t1_j18pvob wrote
That’ll do it.
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