Submitted by babysushiroll t3_zvkyvj in tifu
Let me preface by saying that I came from an Asian country where drugs (yes, even weed) is illegal. I only got a taste of illegal weed a few times in my entire life, so when I flew to a European country for my holiday break, I was delighted when I found a cannabis shop a few blocks from my hotel.
I bought a few brownies along with my friends, some cannabis-infused lollipops, gummies, all the edibles. We started by finishing a whole pack of gummies, went to dinner, walked around while sucking on lollipops, and went back to the hotel to eat half the brownies (first fuck up).
A few hours have passed and we realized that the edibles didn't really kick in, so we called bullshit and ate half of the remaining brownies (second fuck up) and went to sleep since we were pretty tired from traveling.
At midnight, we were woken up by the sound of a really loud fire alarm in our hotel room. I sat right up and realized that I was too stoned to the point where I was practically floating, and it took all of us about five minutes to REALLY realize that it was a fire alarm. Normally, in a fire emergency, you'd run right the fuck out of your hotel room and out to the street, right?
Wrong. We just sat in our beds panicking and asking each other who the fuck is ringing alarm bells in our ears, until my friend made the genius decision to open the door and seeing other people rushing out of their rooms.
Turns out that someone in another room had been smoking, which set off the fire alarms in the middle of the night. Everyone else was visibly pissed. My friends and I just laughed our asses off in the lobby and ended up passing out on the sofas for the rest of the night. Thank goodness the kind staff just covered us with blankets.
TL;DR - got too excited and had too much edibles, didn't panic at a fire alarm
OkVolume1 t1_j1pmwqw wrote
You were too baked to be bothered by fire.