OkVolume1
OkVolume1 t1_je7a8qd wrote
Surprise!!!
OkVolume1 t1_je79xjt wrote
That's nuts.
OkVolume1 t1_jdzv82d wrote
Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
OkVolume1 t1_jdzuxih wrote
Reply to comment by FearAndLounging in TIFU by picking up a fight with a MMA practitioner by Hefty-Recover-8316
OP kneeded this comment.
OkVolume1 t1_jdzutly wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling in love with a colleague by [deleted]
More red flags with this guy that a Chinese military parade. Run away from this guy. It's also at your work. This won't end well.
OkVolume1 t1_jdzjk1i wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting Sean Connery was dead by TransAminal
And this is how I found out Sean Connery is dead.
OkVolume1 t1_jdxjpjn wrote
Reply to TIFU by peeing in my wife’s mouth. by [deleted]
She's not mellow with the yellow.
OkVolume1 t1_jdszm97 wrote
Reply to TIFU by assuming that I could romance the girl I was interested in through DND. by Realistic-Whereas826
You've went this far. May as well try to smash the monster.
It may be as close as you'll get.
Monsters need loving, too.
OkVolume1 t1_jdsix0u wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
Eh, your boss needs to learn the rules of the road.
OkVolume1 t1_jdse90p wrote
Reply to comment by thejigisup88 in TIFU by shiting myself when physically confronted infront of my gf by Holiday_Figure_6041
And pair of underwear...
And pants...
And socks...
OkVolume1 t1_jdqar4v wrote
So, you're gonna have two ex-husbands pretty soon.
OkVolume1 t1_jdqaays wrote
I'm so sorry. I hadn't heard about this.
OkVolume1 t1_jdlt8ux wrote
Reply to TIFU by waxing my underarm at home by Ok-Train-4244
That's waxed.
OkVolume1 t1_jdlsup6 wrote
Since Ryan's sister is the only one talking to you right now, guess you could sleep with her next.
OkVolume1 t1_jdgyle1 wrote
Reply to comment by jayspeedy24 in TIFU by submitting furry porn instead of my lab report by Purple_Possibility20
We'll never know fur sure.
OkVolume1 t1_jd76k4c wrote
Reply to TIFU the good ol nudes by TheHornyCaregiver
You literally have a pic of your cock on this Reddit account. If I were you, I'd not do that anymore after this scare.
OkVolume1 t1_jd5ke9k wrote
Reply to comment by JedyKnight in TIFU by taking a dump in her old toilet by Ninjaxas
Stop it now!!!
OkVolume1 t1_jd5fmac wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking a dump in her old toilet by Ninjaxas
Look, daddy, it's a Toyota Turdra.
OkVolume1 t1_jcw3fzh wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Sounds like a Monster eruption.
OkVolume1 t1_jct1tel wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
> My girlfriend (F20) isn't on the same level as me when it comes to our hygiene. I'm not saying she's filthy or nothing, it's just that she likes to wear the same pair of underwear for what I would consider too long (sometimes and upwards of a week.)
I'll say it. Your girlfriend is filthy.
OkVolume1 t1_jc8im6q wrote
Reply to TIFU - talking to a girl at the gym by TravellingTrav
As far as rando condos are the gym goes, this sounds like a good one.
You'll see her again. Just play it cool. Maybe tell her your name next time.
OkVolume1 t1_jbgb8ul wrote
"Hey sis,
What's shakin?"
OkVolume1 t1_jbeby5s wrote
Do you by chance work in a vegan restaurant because if you do that's on brand if you add an exclamation mark??
OkVolume1 t1_jaqph6y wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Sounds you were a glutton for punishment.
OkVolume1 t1_je911nk wrote
Reply to TIFU by pushing my Magic: The Gathering Deck too hard at Friday Night Magic. by splbm
So, you're saying you did a disappearing act at Magic?