Submitted by MemeForgery t3_zzsmbi in tifu
(changed all personal info except the capitalized US states) Maybe ya'll can hivemind help uwu?
Idk how big this fuck up REALLY is or would pan out to be. But my mother who I have irreparable problems with, enabled me to get my Florida driver's license a few weeks before my birthday 5 years ago. I joined the military in 2018, didn't update that with the DMV. I got discharged last year. I have been all over the country, living in colorado for around a year and a half. I have now been in Wyoming for 3 months. Never updating or knowing I had to update my address because she could be more responsible with her children. (my fault at this point for not educating myself) I'm a classic goodie goodie nerd, so I'm not in trouble.... but I think because the government doesn't know so they can't fuck me for this. My car is registered in California, idk how I can update that too.
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My current plan is to go to the DMV on monday to get a Wyoming driver's license then revoke the Florida one or whatever. I can't update my Florida license because it's not a Florida address. For the California registration, I completed a DMV 14 form from PDF and mailed to them. If they're like WTF I want to be straight up with them because I'm that dude. Hopefully whatever judge would help me out for my honesty if there is a problem.
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TLDR: I haven't updated any status of my driver's license for 5ish years and idk if Imma get fucked for it.
OkVolume1 t1_j2do61k wrote
The real FU is you thinking we're gonna fall for this. Everyone knows Wyoming isn't real.