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pygame t1_j6eui9b wrote

hey in this creative writing exercise is the character you’re playing bisexual?

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wtshiz t1_j6evxgq wrote

And since today is Sunday, OP what day does your fictional church give the eucharist on if this was 'a few days ago'?

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ChurchBathThrowaway OP t1_j6ewkq1 wrote

Consequences started to kick in from this incident a few days ago... (churches switching, professional help involved)

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SissyBearRainbow t1_j6eztsk wrote

It's not even creative fictional writing, just trash.

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Mindraker t1_j6f1ztc wrote

> I shoved the cross into my anus

Maybe that was a little too much?

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barnes116 t1_j6ey584 wrote

Absolute noise. Be away with you.

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escapendrun t1_j6ev4fp wrote

I'm laughing so hard rn, this is exactly what happens when you force and be strict with kids... Not allowing them to explore safely and teach them.. they end up ass fucking the cross and give Jesus a creme brulee

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Mountain-Exam8871 t1_j6f0s9g wrote

This is crazy lol. You know this happened. Everyone knows when your 15 you just jerk it anywhere and everywhere. Props to OP not getting a spliter in his ass from that cross. I bet Jesus went ankle deep no lube.

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Protheu5 t1_j6f7obw wrote

You're a somewhat decent writer, I'll give you that. Try /r/Story, /r/WritingPrompts or, given your subject, /r/DirtyWritingPrompts.

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terrag32256 t1_j6ho3zr wrote

This has to be written by Chat GPT.

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weaveR-- t1_j6hblth wrote

Well if you like jerking off in church but feel bad about it, have the priest help you out in the vestry. He'll do it for you so there's no guilt

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