Protheu5
Protheu5 t1_jbkbkqm wrote
Reply to TIFU by fucking a pizza. by couchfucker6669
American Pie fanfiction made me want to leave this planet way later in time than I expected.
Protheu5 t1_j890mxq wrote
Any vacuum cleaner can be the last vacuum cleaner you'll ever buy, if you think about it…
Sorry.
It looks terrific. That floor tool looks like a 90s printer or modem. How didn't it turn beige with time? White plastic from that era often yellowed.
Protheu5 t1_j6f7obw wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating at church by ChurchBathThrowaway
You're a somewhat decent writer, I'll give you that. Try /r/Story, /r/WritingPrompts or, given your subject, /r/DirtyWritingPrompts.
Protheu5 t1_jeaj3mj wrote
Reply to Zojirushi rice cooker. Cooking rice to perfection 15 years and counting. by Spudcommando
Looks like Homer Simpson's face. I've heard he is popular in Japan.