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fuqdisshite t1_j6fu9da wrote

Reply to comment by Hero_Select in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea

in Vail there is an awesome public transportation system, parts of it free, all of it affordable. the Puke Bus is fucking nasty. normally busses go down valley at least once an hour but certain shoulder seasons they change the schedule.

i ended up getting on the Puke Bus one night and had the the second to last stop. ie was wasted too but sober enough to get to the bus and seated in the back where it was empty. about five minutes in we are climbing a hill and a wave of piss and vomit comes sloshing back all over my shoes. so fucking gross.

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visit_magrathea OP t1_j6fvdey wrote

Sounds like college. My campus had a bus system and my buddy after a night of drinking puked on the floor at the front of the bus. Right after, the bus started moving and the puke made its way to the back of the bus. You could hear people saying “what the fuck” in a wave all the way to the back.

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fuqdisshite t1_j6fz4dz wrote

exactly that.

the best part of having the second to last stop is if you forget to get off the bus (fall asleep) you were forced off at the last stop and had to wait until 5a for the next bus. a kid died from this a few months after i had to do it once. they made it illegal to force someone off the bus like that.

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dominus_aranearum t1_j6gyk2s wrote

You'd figure they'd elevate the floor a few inches with a grate or down a few inches with a pan to catch it all. Vile.

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