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insomniartist t1_j65seo7 wrote

I'm so sorry, thank you for sharing, this is hilarious- reminds me of a playground rhyme

"If you're sitting on the bowl, and you dont have a roll, be a man, use your hand"

I....recommend finding literally anything else first, but that's just me lmao

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mrmike5157 t1_j669dar wrote

I’m an old guy, so forgive me if this is completely unrelatable, but there’s an old TV show called ‘Branded’ that had a theme song that was soon rewritten by my second-grade peers as follows: STRANDED! Stranded on the toilet BOWL! What do you do when you’re stranded/and you need another rooolll/ (gently now, strings come in here) you wiiiipe with your hand/to prove you’re a man/STRANDED! (Bows and leaves)

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ElizabethDanger t1_j67fawa wrote

Your second-grade peers wouldn’t happen to have been the Chili Peppers, would they?

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Born4thJuly t1_j664hle wrote

That's going to be stuck in my head now thanks. Can relate. Currently pooping. Butt...I have TP. Always make sure. Before...hand

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