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WHOISTIRED t1_j65yqc1 wrote

Dog, you're home alone. What are you a child? Literally all you have to do is find some toilet paper, if you had none take a shower and scrub your ass real good, it's that simple.

This isn't TIFU it's Today I realize I'm actually stupid.

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norfolk82 OP t1_j65zww0 wrote

Good grief. It’s a funny story to tell in the moment. I was hoping some would get a laugh out of it. I assure you I’m able to figure it out.

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WHOISTIRED t1_j66fpgw wrote

I mean, when you're over exaggerating the situation you're in it loses its funny value. If you weren't home and say at an airport or something of the like, then it would definitely be a TIFU and an actual moment where you DEFINITELY fucked up. This is a minor inconvenience that most of us have already been through.

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anothersip t1_j689obj wrote

Jesus, lighten up. I thought it was funny. Same thing happened to me like, 2 days ago. Poop stories are funny, inherently. It's embarrassing. I just keep like 6 extra rolls in my vanity cabinet, so at most I only have to stand for like 10 seconds if I reach over to an empty roll.

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TAZfromTX t1_j69pjn1 wrote

This.

It is funny.

Poop stories are inherently funny.

Just because you were at home and not in public doesn’t make it not funny. Less of a FU? Yes. It’s much more easily resolved without the embarrassment of being in public, but it’s still funny.

I laughed. :)

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MagicPenguin99 t1_j670c6i wrote

You must be fun at parties.

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WHOISTIRED t1_j6736fc wrote

Yea let me get drunk to not have an actual conversation and laugh at things that aren't funny.

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