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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j66m6db wrote

> legs started to go numb which is my usual sign that it’s time to get off the pot

I thought an empty asshole is the sign to get off the pot

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JaimeEtc t1_j673h5b wrote

Some people are empty assholes when they arrive, how to they know when to get up?

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cstmoore t1_j68feta wrote

I go through life as an empty asshole.

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akai_tsubaki t1_j67xmro wrote

Something like that can come only from women. Every man knows that you sit on toilet atleast 25 min. Or until someone else start knocking.

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The_Snuggliest_Panda t1_j692p6v wrote

Even when someone else knocks, you never say “occupied!” You just clear your throat loudly of cough until they go away

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ozaku7 t1_j68736n wrote

Thighs on the toilet seat are the most comfortable place to be in for a man as the genitals can just hang uncompressed by everything else in daily life. That, including the silence from family makes it bliss.

A woman will never understand it.

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j68kzag wrote

Lots of dudes I know wear shorts or sweats all the time so they can have uncompressed genitals.

Also, “Uncompressed Genitals” is a great name for a band

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ozaku7 t1_j68ly4z wrote

Now imagine sitting down without them resting on anything either. Double the bliss.

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lollipopfiend123 t1_j697fxp wrote

Ok, this is the first time in my entire life that I have seen this and it makes SO much sense.

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