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ShannonsParade t1_j68r3gm wrote

It’s okay. One time I (f) had to do a pre-employment drug test at basically an urgent care facility. I got there and realized I also had to poop. I didn’t know if I was allowed to poop (they tell you to fill the cup to a certain line and then to not flush the toilet). I tried for so long to pee without pooping. Couldn’t do it, so I pulled back on my pants and opened the door. I literally asked the nurse (m) if I was allowed to poop. He said yes but reminded me not to flush. So I did. And walked out so embarrassed that this man had to look at my poop now.

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piotrrasputin344 t1_j68u3as wrote

I always just ask if pooping is okay before, just in case I have to.

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[deleted] OP t1_j68utbd wrote

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piotrrasputin344 t1_j68w3qj wrote

I mean, why not just take your shirt off? Seems like it would be easier if I'm already pooping.

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[deleted] OP t1_j690eff wrote

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Ancient_Klutz t1_j6a43z2 wrote

I cannot get over this belly button thing for some reason it has me in stitches - I'm imagining all of these tough nut men just lifting their shirts up like they're Winnie the pooh 🤣

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zombiep00 t1_j6a8mfv wrote

Now I'm imagining all these tough nut Navy men with their shirts above their bellybutton, each getting a finger poked into their belly making them do the Pillsbury "Hmhmmm!" laugh lol

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FragilousSpectunkery t1_j6a9pt6 wrote

You'd think there were some other way to determine if a person was consuming drugs...

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