> My wife says she doesn't get it because apparently I'm very attractive.

Of course, she doesn't get it. Because she is getting responses from lots of guys interested in her.

P.S. Get off Reddit and join FetLife. Go to the parties that the members on Fetlife setup.

or sit her down and show her your ad and have her help you with your game. Because maybe you are an idiot and don't see how creepy you are.