Submitted by Phoenix1592 t3_10jzgcs in tifu

One of my employees and I were discussing our pets and they made mention that they were getting a pet that I had. I showed them a video of said pet being cute and didn't realize that in the bottom half of the video is a very obvious dildo. I showed this same video to my coworker, who I'm less worried about seeing it. They worked at a sex toy store and has shared numerous NSFW stories with me. I didn't realize it was there until I got home and I was deleting videos of underneath my car(I hit something on the way home). They are an older member of my staff and Im really really scared that she is going to say something to my boss. It was a total accident. I usually keep it tucked under my pillow. I didn't even realize it was there, standing tall and proud, when I took the video and was half tempted to post the cute animal being cute to facebook(so happy I didn't!). I was wondering why they weren't "awwww"ing over the cute pet and looking all shocked at first.......now I know.......

TL;DR

Showed members of my staff a video with a dildo in it. Might get fired.

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Black-Rozes t1_j5npuov wrote

honest mistake honestly idk how they could fire you for that

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JimmiRustle t1_j5o1dy3 wrote

Sounds like an episode of The Office and I swear I can see your coworker staring into the camera rn

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[deleted] t1_j5opbm0 wrote

If I was boss, honest mistake. BUT it could be taken along the lines of sexual assault. like showing someone a nude of you without their permission. People need to learn to put their shit up and keep it private is the real moral of the story

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KrankySilverFox t1_j5pam8m wrote

How did get from tucked under your pillow “standing tall and proud? 🤔

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