Hey /u/sugarandvelvet, thanks for contributing to /r/tifu. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules:

Rule 1: Use proper formatting.
All posts must have a TL;DR at the end. Some of us are too lazy to read your story, sorry.

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