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Alertnomad t1_j6l1soq wrote

"Asthetically unpleasant" sounds like a real asshole . . . No dick is worth that level of degredation. . .

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The_Lapsed_Pacifist t1_j6ld1gd wrote

Fuck that guy! Or rather stop fucking them, immediately. They don’t deserve you OP, have a bit of self respect, they don’t sound like a friend let alone a lover. Unless you’re into that kind of thing in which case, obviously, fill your boots.

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ADG211 t1_j6l2igy wrote

Wait, your friend is a competitive one so he pushes YOU to go faster? And just reaching out to increase your speed?

He should be the one feeling guilty and at least a bit apologetic lol

To say that you have to cover your face..errr your friend sounds like a bit of a dick lmao

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eileen404 t1_j6l7mu4 wrote

Sounds like he needs a bag over his head

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aussie_nub t1_j6la78p wrote

Plastic bag, and held around his neck a little. Seriously this guy sounds like a complete asshole, but somehow she (sorry, assuming?) puts up with that shit.

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NerdHerder77 t1_j6l35ck wrote

Wtf? I mean, doggie style is fun but that's degrading and insulting.

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Zupheal t1_j6l4asm wrote

Back with more creative writing I see...

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stachemz t1_j6l9zd8 wrote

Man. I hope it's creative writing but I've known dudes like this.

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Zupheal t1_j6lc1lk wrote

This dude posts one of these every couple weeks. Each with a new off the wall story, then deletes them when called out.

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Thereminista t1_j6lvlbf wrote

Wow. You need to lose some pounds clinging to your ass; namely the one who doesn't apologize when he SHOULD!! Damn!

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