Wtf? I mean, doggie style is fun but that's degrading and insulting.

In his defense, it seems like the charger is indeed unreliable. Being melted and all.

Counter offer: 2 cans of pineapple juice for a week, plus homemade french toast with maple syrup for dinner afterwards. I just prefer pineapple juice.

Absolutely valid, but that's what professional ear cleaning kits are designed for. Qtips were invented in 1923 for mothers to help clean babies. Why people stick a blunt stick tipped with cotton inside the ear canal is baffling to me.

Your first mistake is sticking anything in your ear other than ear buds. Ears are self-cleaning. As long as you get the outer cup and lobes clean with soap and water 4-7 times a week, you need not touch the inside.

Lmao!! Getting "messy" got you here in the first place! But soap for sure, dairy for emergencies or oral use only. Repeat as often as necessary.

The Fast and the Furry-ous.

"Bless their hearts, them's good folks." Seriously, I'd make you guys some fresh baked pastries for that kind gesture.

I'm sure if you're not an asshole about it, most cashiers won't care. Try not to press your luck tho and just take the L if it doesn't work. Other than that, fuck multi-million dollar corpos.

Quick and easy retrieval I guess? I'm surprised the doctor at the hospital didn't try the ol' butchers twine and lube trick. You must have the anus muscles of Superman himself to not have enough room for butchers twine.

I have not used Bumble myself yet, but in researching, it seems there is an option to include or limit yourself to not only romantic partnerships, but social and business partnerships as well. Whether or not that social or business relationship blossoms into a romantic one from a platonic one is a whole 'nother branch on the proverbial tree, but it seems that some dating apps are not solely for dating apps.

Bumble does it.