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Granolapitcher t1_ja1adlb wrote

Tiny janitors. This is why I smash birthday cake and feces into my eyes once a year as a thank you to my eyelash mites.

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tattooed_dinosaur t1_ja1xfb1 wrote

You should really consider lighting your face on fire as part of a failed eyelash mite gender reveal party.

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