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michaelflux t1_jad1iui wrote
The jokes write themselves.
Squirrel851 t1_jad5uba wrote
Jesus, the army could fuck up a wet dream.
Fl1925 t1_jad6kbg wrote
We have sealed off the olives sir.
ElvisDumbledore t1_jad9w3p wrote
This feels alot like a Cyberpunk Gig: "Militech took over a Biotechnica facility and we need you to liberate the widgets they stole."
StampYoPassport t1_jadd5gx wrote
You got me yanks! https://youtu.be/EpTPzTtis2s
Blutarg t1_jaddzsg wrote
Sounds like a slippery situation!!!
HotAd8825 t1_jadea0e wrote
I love when military exercise’s go wrong and a bunch of soldiers accidentally wander some where. They always call it an “invasion”.
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Square-Banana4853 t1_jadh28f wrote
- all of you under the wall
- who are you?
- the us army
- i dont believe you
Bulgarians, probably
HotAd8825 t1_jadi6ry wrote
It’s usually some European country accidentally crossing into another while patrolling in bumfuck no where with no discernible border. This one was definitely more embarrassing for whoever couldn’t read a map that day.
bblackhandss t1_jadiio4 wrote
Bloody hell!
chriswaco t1_jadkqsl wrote
"Dammit, Forrest, I said THE OIL REFINERY, not THE OLIVE OIL FACTORY!" -Lt. Dan
erwin76 t1_jadrtll wrote
No casualties, take them olive!
TeddysRevenge t1_jadvz73 wrote
Oil? Who said oil?
Bitch you cookin?
DarthLysergis t1_jadwfch wrote
Press the objective.
Paladin327 t1_jadygt4 wrote
Like all those times Switzerland accidentally invaded Lichtensten, and the first Lichtenstein hears about it is when the Apologized for it
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HotAd8825 t1_jae07bj wrote
I was thinking it was a nordic country but I couldn’t remember. But yeah that’s what I was thinking of. Whats the big deal when the “invasion” is among friends.
Sweaty_Assignment_90 t1_jae7lv3 wrote
They came because they heard they had extra virgins.
They left disappointed.
Exact-Lie-710 t1_jaecbn0 wrote
Technically the olive oil factory is also an oil refinery.
deadly_chicken_gun t1_jaecnot wrote
You keep that up, and the entire US army will come to un-virgin your olive oil
/s
Sdog1981 t1_jaee1pm wrote
Then you realize the mission marker is below your current spot and you are actually doing an NCPD scanner gig.
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jason_abacabb t1_jaeek6s wrote
1LT gets to take a remedial mapreading course.
AnthillOmbudsman t1_jaehsws wrote
Popeye was pissed.
AnthillOmbudsman t1_jaehyeo wrote
The 1LT from Heartbreak Ridge would fit perfectly in this whole story.
ElvisDumbledore t1_jaej9e6 wrote
OMG I just realized Forrest and Dan are Beetle and Sarge!!!!
CelloVerp t1_jaemtzp wrote
“The U.S. Army takes training seriously and prioritizes the safety of our soldiers, our allies, and civilians. We sincerely apologize to the business and its employees,” the US military said in the statement. “We always learn from these exercises and are fully investigating the cause of this mistake. We will implement rigorous procedures to clearly define our training areas and prevent this type of incident in the future.”
RandomBilly91 t1_jaevtk8 wrote
Yeah, theost serious accident was when Swiss artillery accidentally targeted Liechteinstein, causing minor damage to the landscape.
Reparations were paid
HotAd8825 t1_jaewp5o wrote
I hope the trees were ok.
redditcreditcardz t1_jaf432w wrote
This guy Marines
HillbillyHobgoblin t1_jad053u wrote
#US: "Oil is oil!"