It works, I can quickly find it on the shelf.

I find that the collar can help catch drips. Ango stains like a MFer.

The Dr Bronners of booze.

Intentionally made in a way you find annoying.

Kind of like how Pringle’s initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a truckload of potatoes came. And Pringles was a laid-back company, so they just said “fuck it, cut em up!”

It says this on the bottle.

I spent 21.5 years behind a bar. Bitters and soda. Cures hangovers, headaches, upset stomachs and flatulence. Bitters and Bloody Mary mix are the bartenders two best friends.

The heating and cooling company I used to work for wanted their vans red when they first started but something got messed up and it came out pink. So they just rolled with it and made it their signature.

At the rate I'm going with my mixing, my bottle won't last a year.

Anyone in the Bitters Club at Nelsen Hall?

Johnny Walker also has an intentionally crooked label, it was originally supposed to be an indicator for intoxication. If the label looks straight, it’s time for bed. But it became their signature because it made it easier to find in the stores. (I made that middle part up, welcome to the internet.)