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oswaler t1_ja7y56k wrote

Then why can't I hear Jack when I'm eating Doritos?

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BigBeeOhBee t1_ja80tqb wrote

Is Jack eating doritos at the same time? If so, then Jack is being polite and not talking while eating. Jack has proper etiquette, be like Jack.

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Blutarg t1_ja8t2yh wrote

Checkmate, evolutionists.

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Duwinayo t1_jabmyj7 wrote

I heard the intro to "Checkmate, Lincolnites!" Not gunna lie.

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