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shed1 t1_j8q7kyl wrote

I served on a jury once, and the defense attorney came out and said, "You're not going to hear anyone in here say, 'You can't handle the truth!'"

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Typical_Balance3892 t1_j8q90av wrote

>You're not going to hear anyone in here say, 'You can't handle the truth!'

Of course I know they will, it'll be me.

"... B-but sir you're just a jury memb-"

I SAID IT WILL BE ME WHO SAYS IT

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_do_ob_ t1_j8qgxak wrote

Remember me my favorite judge quote: "Mister, we are not here to determine what is true or not."

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somniumx t1_j8qzw9v wrote

I mean, it was the food court, what did you expect? They only judge taste. Maybe presentation.

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Vordeo t1_j8r6mgs wrote

>the food court

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FRUIT!"

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_do_ob_ t1_j8rd3np wrote

Na, it wasn't such an important court or case.

It was just about children custody and whether one parent allegations of abuse were forged or not.

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