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andoesq t1_ja8muig wrote

I'm gonna go climb it now, beat the rush

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AdClemson OP t1_ja8n8y5 wrote

Goodluck, it is also one of the deadliest mountains in the world to climb lol

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boot2skull t1_ja9kl44 wrote

My corpse will be the first corpse landmark then!

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seth928 t1_jaaftw2 wrote

Don't wear green boots, going to want to avoid confusion.

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ApocalypsePopcorn t1_jabdpg6 wrote

"So what yer gunna wanna do is, follow the path until you see the dead guy with his pecker out, then take your bearing off the direction his ol John Thomas is pointing in..."

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narky1 t1_jac0li2 wrote

Hurambe's marker.

I seriously doubt we'll be able to see it, much less what direction it's pointing.

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_liomus_ t1_jaa8v2m wrote

can we please leave this particular part out of the new highest mountain

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boot2skull t1_ja9kltz wrote

My corpse will be the first corpse landmark then!

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justanawkwardguy t1_ja8wv1w wrote

“Yeah, I climbed it before it was called the tallest”

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SamtheCossack t1_ja8x7fy wrote

If you climb to the top, and just wait there, you will be the first to be on top when it finally becomes the world's tallest.

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cmanson t1_ja9tgw9 wrote

Unless someone tosses your long-mummified corpse down the side of the mountain

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Pandamonial t1_jacnecv wrote

So you have to stick the death landing and the dealth selfie? This is a tough one

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bebedumbo t1_ja9bvsw wrote

Remember to pick up your garbage up and down the mountain.

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andoesq t1_ja9jryy wrote

I'm just going to take a couple granola bars, but I'll make sure I don't forget to bring the wrappers back with me!

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madworld2713 t1_ja9tx6x wrote

Just wait up there until it gets taller then you’ll have the record

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