zx109 t1_jef9itq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:12 PM

Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr

I thought we lived here because thats where the aliens dropped us off

welcometothespaceoly t1_jefelpw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:45 PM

We dropped you off on mars, not sure how you got here

killroystyx t1_jefsfmr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:15 PM

Like that story about the Hebrews of old being descendents of time travelers from Mars who were stranded here when they jumped forward in time to escape the destruction of Mars in a civil war over the existence of magic. At least thats where some of the the people of Atlantis were from before they destabilized it and sank it into the sea(not their fault, poor planning sounds like). And thats where architects of the pyramids were from. ALL the pyramids.

Manos_Of_Fate t1_jefuyag wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM

I’ll have some of whatever this guy is on, please.

rdyoung t1_jefwvwf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:45 PM

I thought the pyramids were landing pads for space ships.

Ducksaucenem t1_jefywrh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:58 PM

I live here because that’s where all my stuff is.

ithinarine t1_jefep0k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:45 PM

Honestly more believable than a dude in the sky creating us out of nothing.

vancity-boi-in-tdot t1_jegmw3r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:40 PM

No we live here because God created us in a Chinese lab and we leaked out.