Dandibear t1_jed8b5s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:02 AM

So THAT'S who's responsible for all this mess

ferriswheel9ndam9 t1_jef0hx7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:13 PM

Future problems AND past problems. In all 6 directions of the world too.

This motherfucker caused Brexit!

Totally_Not_A_Bot_55 t1_jedanc6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:25 AM

Most humble high general

veggytheropoda t1_jedl443 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:25 AM

> His (Hou's) body was then stuffed with salt and delivered to Jiankang. Wang Sengbian cut off the head and delivered it to Xiao Yi and cut off the hands and delivered them to Northern Qi. He then displayed the body publicly, and the public, including Emperor Jianwen's daughter and Hou's one-time wife, the Princess Liyang, quickly cut off Hou's flesh and consumed it.

So...yeah

Captain_Naps t1_jee1lfn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:19 AM

Yeah, ain't that always the way? You get nuts with the skin eating.

warpus t1_jedlrmp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:34 AM

Hey that’s my title

jhmpremium89 t1_jedm1gp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:37 AM

C H A D

himmmmmmmmmmmmmm t1_jeeanpb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:59 AM

I will update my LinkedIn profile

bryniepoo t1_jeddq0c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:57 AM

Someone's compensating....

wrextnight t1_jedknr3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:19 AM

Could Hua Xiong be an alternate transliteration? I need to fix this into my Romance of the 3 Kingdoms 2 headcannon.

Ahelex t1_jeedgqh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:25 PM

Interesting that he didn't try to shoot for "General of the Multiverse", just in case.

barriekansai t1_jefygbx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:55 PM

The original Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.

jebar193 t1_jedbk28 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:34 AM

And his subordinates went along with it?

saliczar t1_jedf0cw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:11 AM

No, but his coordinates did.

UniqueMcPanda t1_jedw4xf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:02 AM

so one direction as well.

PM_ME_UR_TAMAGOTCHIS t1_jegjfzz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:16 PM

Ah, the Hou Jing Disturbance....one in a long line of 400 years of civil wars and rebellions.

The entire "Period of Disunity" from the fall of the Han Dynasty to the rise of the Sui is probably the most co fusing but interesting historical periods ever.

TIL Hou Jing, a general during the China's North-South period, seized control of the government of the Liang dynasty by rebelling. After that, in an act of vanity, he gave himself the title of "General of the Universe, Past, Present, and Future, Commander of all Forces in the Six Directions".

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