seXJ69 t1_iy2lh23 wrote
Duh, it's spooky down there.
stufmenatooba t1_iy2m3um wrote
Doesn't help that Namor and Aquaman have turned all the fish against us.
kswizit t1_iy3e5lb wrote
And Mr Nimbus
Dy3_1awn t1_iy41agx wrote
I heard that motherfucker can control the police!
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_iy50rfq wrote
Okay, that’s it. I’m calling the police.
apollyon_53 t1_iy5qjlq wrote
Fight!
Fuck!
Flee!
Paradigm6790 t1_iy2naw5 wrote
Aquaman's biggest weakness is that we could just label his entire people as endangered sushi and they'll all be dead in under a decade and no matter how many important people he kills some dude in a boat in southeast asia is gonna be bart simpsoning them.
David_Umstattd t1_iy4zm7q wrote
When a fish bites your thigh and you wanna blame some other guy that’s Namore!
Responsible-Movie966 t1_iy3tfaz wrote
As a long time Namor fanboy, it makes me happy to see him get top billing over Aquaman
stufmenatooba t1_iy48jc4 wrote
Namor is a mutant, Aquaman is a freak.
shiny_goose t1_iy45ecq wrote
They've turned the fish against us, ay mate?
omar1993 t1_iy3ytzx wrote
Hey, it's not so bad! Here, there's this wholesome, safe ocean exploration game called Subnautica that shows you how cuddly and sweet it is under the sea!
(Hehehe)
SheebsMcGee t1_iy45y4k wrote
Very wholesome, lots of soothing ocean* sounds
omar1993 t1_iy470ah wrote
Yeah! And remember, the screaming sounds in the depths of the cute and cuddly Ecological Dead Zone is the aquatic life asking for a hug! Go right towards it!
SheebsMcGee t1_iy48i1g wrote
Ahhh… Good times. Lots of watching eyes and waiting teeth
omar1993 t1_iy4956x wrote
Yep! The eyes are on the lookout for new friends, and the teeth are for flashing with the brightest smile!
SheebsMcGee t1_iy49bgx wrote
And the gentle hum of radiation to help you sleep better and ignore something bumping into your pod
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