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elmanutres t1_iybifio wrote

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AMERICANDECLINE t1_iybn6f3 wrote

Small chemical claims court

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Perpetual_Doubt t1_iyceb3f wrote

The court will now present specimen A1, a Daewoo 20l 800w Microwave

and specimen A2, an empty tin of John West Tuna

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Dracoatrox1 t1_iyddzhe wrote

My former roommate was both lactose-intoerant, and had Celiacs.

If he felt slighted in any way, he would order a large cheese pizza, and proceeded to make the neighbors complain about the smell.

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detumaki t1_iybnmhw wrote

I proudly volunteer to eat these things in great magnitude in space so as to set the court precedent for future generations.

Also because I've been accused of my farts being a war crime in the past and I would love to see that in a courts transcript. I will frame that on my kitchen wall.

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