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sharksandwich81 t1_ixr3aii wrote

Reply to comment by waffles-n-gravy in TIL that turkeys can sometimes reproduce asexually, forming near-clones of themselves. by WaryLouka

Virgin Mary was actually a clone of Eve made from blood extracted from fossilized mosquitoes from the garden of Eden, and they used bits of Turkey DNA to fill in the missing pieces.

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Wurm42 t1_ixtapbr wrote

Jurassic Park meets Evangelion; what could go wrong?

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