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qllv t1_iyilnyh wrote

The modern South: WHY DO WE HAVE TO CHANGE JUST FOR YOU DAMN YANKEES, YOU JUST WANT TO ERASE OUR HERITAGE OF FRUSTRATING RAILWAY ENGINEERS BECAUSE YOURE ALL GAY COMMUNIST DEEP STATE SPIES

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RoinAnjou t1_iyir43d wrote

The north- because you are stupid and do shit like enslave people and start wars when someone tries to take your slaves.

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qllv t1_iyirxti wrote

Y'ALL ARE JUST REVERSE RACISTS, YOU ONLY WANNA MAKE MY RAILROADS TAKE HORMONE BLOCKERS AND CUT OFF MY TRAIN'S DINGDONG BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE SUPERIOR WHITE RACE

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sgtkwol t1_iyiwmrd wrote

Can't tell if this is satire or not!

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el_cid_viscoso t1_iyjote5 wrote

It's actually flirting.

Oh no, what are you doing, step-Dixie?

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InfernalCorg t1_iyj0qxo wrote

> and start wars when someone tries to take your slaves. you lose an election in which the winner explicitly said he wasn't going to abolish slavery.

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Mindes13 t1_iyiux9z wrote

The enslaving bit was long before there was a united states .

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RollinDeepWithData t1_iyjzt39 wrote

The American colonization really innovated slavery though with chattel slavery.

Your comment is as braindead as saying “well there’s always been people, I don’t see the issue”

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cejmp t1_iykvz8g wrote

>In the fifteenth century, Portugal became the first European nation to take significant part in African slave trading. In 1580, the Spanish broke up the Portuguese slave trade monopoly by offering direct slave trading contracts to other European merchants. Known as the asiento system, the Dutch took advantage of these contracts to compete with the Portuguese and Spanish for direct access to African slave trading, and the British and French eventually followed. By the eighteenth century, when the trans-Atlantic slave trade reached its trafficking peak, the British (followed by the French and Portuguese) had become the largest carriers of enslaved Africans across the Atlantic. The overwhelming majority of enslaved Africans went to plantations in Brazil and the Caribbean, and a smaller percentage went to North America and other parts of South and Central America.

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JohannesVanDerWhales t1_iyjypnc wrote

Uhhh the historical South wasn't really a huge fan of the North, either.

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qllv t1_iyp7230 wrote

The historical South was still fresh from a good old-fashioned stomp-n-burn. They probably still jumped at the name Sherman until the 50s.

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zrzone t1_iyk2d5h wrote

I knew there'd be one of you here somewhere

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ParsnipPizza2 t1_iyk8jbn wrote

I imagine there are lots of people who find the South obnoxious everywhere.

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Tokyosmash t1_iylz6xw wrote

Them damn southern democrats 👀

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qllv t1_iyp6lya wrote

Anyone who knows anything knows that the Democratic Party basically did a political 180 over the middle of the 20th century and that's why the majority of the South now votes Republican

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Tokyosmash t1_iyqi31l wrote

Conjecture, only 1 Dixiecrat ever jumped ship to the Republican Party, Strom Thurmond.

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qllv t1_iyrv06x wrote

Yes, then every Southern voter followed suit.

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