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ProperGanja21 t1_j1bkbvq wrote on December 23, 2022 at 2:16 AM

What's the opposite of a barnacle? I'm that.

AliensLoveMonkeys OP t1_j1bkqpt wrote on December 23, 2022 at 2:19 AM

Gorillas… they have the smallest penis in relation to body size. HARAMBE, never forget.

Lopsided_Tomatillo27 t1_j1c8wko wrote on December 23, 2022 at 5:49 AM

I’ve heard that gorilla penises are so small proportionally that King Kong and Ann Darrow probably could have had sex.

[deleted] t1_j1bpi0v wrote on December 23, 2022 at 2:56 AM

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PhelesDragon t1_j1brt6k wrote on December 23, 2022 at 3:15 AM

You win.

itsdinks t1_j1bxbyf wrote on December 23, 2022 at 4:00 AM

Came to comments for a quick laugh, my expectations were exceeded

whatasaveeeee t1_j1cxc0o wrote on December 23, 2022 at 10:59 AM

Average pathetic redditor