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Landlubber77 t1_j21jpj0 wrote

> A passage wherein a prostitute sat on Pinocchio's face and implored him to "lie to me, lie to me!" was especially divergent from the story modern audiences would come to know.

We need an adaptation of the original and I mean fucking immediately.

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insertusernamehere51 t1_j21suaw wrote

I read the original book.. thats not a thing

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Landlubber77 t1_j21t19p wrote

You're kidding.

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insertusernamehere51 t1_j21tgrf wrote

I have also now read the article and it doesn't say anything of the sort. Did you just make up something and then reacted to it? lol

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Landlubber77 t1_j21v4lm wrote

We may never know.

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psymunn t1_j22y0wl wrote

Well I'm not prepared to read the original article so I'm out of ideas...

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[deleted] t1_j221bzi wrote

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insertusernamehere51 t1_j224zxn wrote

Nope, not a thing from the original book. You may have read a parody or mixed it up with one of the many, many memes and comics that have this joke

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bd_one t1_j21jxra wrote

Oh shit, were those dumb memes historically accurate?

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Ryan7456 t1_j23dxht wrote

No, this dumb commenter isn't historically accutate

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Sticky_Cheetos t1_j21zdds wrote

This is an old porn magazine cartoon lol just unlocked a memory of finding my dads stash as a nosy kid

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momoryah t1_j21vgem wrote

The blue fairy was also the keeper of the house of death. Cool times

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