"That dress is fire girl."

"Aw you're sweet, this old thing?"

"Yeah no, you're literally engulfed in flames right now."

"Staahp you're making me blush."

"I don't think that's blush, you're burning to death right here in this very moment."

"Well aren't you the charmer, maybe buy me a drink."

"Lady, I'd buy you an entire goddamn fire hydrant full of water, you are on fucking fire!"

"You're making me so hot, stranger."

"Yeah I think they actually turned the heat on a minute ago or at least cut off the air cond--ope, no, she's dead."