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danteheehaw t1_iz40siv wrote

Reply to comment by Traditional-Meat-549 in TIL "The Twelve Days of Christmas" STARTS on Christmas Day, and ends of January 5th (Three Kings Day). by HauntedHippie

July 2023 people cower in their hastily dug bunkers, families huddled together whispering what may be their final words. When suddenly they hear it, "ALLL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!". They know it is over. Christmas has won. The new world order will purge all other seasons. Life is now about working in a factory for a wealthy man, so he can give his peasants a single gift a year to remind them of their place.

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atwork_sfw t1_iz50h2t wrote

I heard 'Feliz Navidad' the third week of August in a Walmart. We're already there.

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herbw t1_iz6uw01 wrote

Yer have a rich fantasy life. Now start takin yer meds again and don't miss appointments...

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