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ILearnedSoMuchToday t1_j2dxune wrote

I would rather use toilet paper than that. Can you imagine the particles on that thing? Everywhere else on the toilet is cleaner than the thing you have to hold.

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ReluctantChimera t1_j2dy7o3 wrote

Do you not wash your hands?

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ILearnedSoMuchToday t1_j2dzvb0 wrote

Wtf of course I do. But you are still possibly spraying other people's fecal matter all over your ass. You are also grabbing something that has other people's fecal matter on it and if you have a cut you could easily get an std.

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jimicus t1_j2ea6tu wrote

How far up your arse are you sticking it?

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Beau_Buffett t1_j2elbgg wrote

Tell me you've never used one without saying you've never used one.

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ILearnedSoMuchToday t1_j2emdms wrote

Tell me you failed in science without saying you failed at science.

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Beau_Buffett t1_j2eofq5 wrote

Says the guy claiming you spray feces all over your bum if you use one.

You've decided all of this in your scientific head.

You should hear what people with countries that use them think about using paper to remove poo from your ass.

If you had poop on your wrist, would you grab a kleenex and wipe it off or go run it under a faucet, professor?

Butt you're right. You probably shouldn't use one if your plan is to place it under your poo-smeared inner buttocks shooting directly upward. You might need to put your knuckles in the toilet water to even attempt that.

Someone here failed geometry and physics. It wasn't me.

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