I lived in a tiny town for a while. One of the two bars in the entire town had a drive up window where you could buy plastic cups of soda and ice and airline size bottles of booze.

I think a twelve ounce soda and a shot of Soco was like 3 or 4 bucks. Weekends were really wild in that area. It's also a college town.

I've got a friend that fell off the roof of a bank, but nobody saw it happen so his friends found him, picked him up and took him back to the bar.

I guess eventually someone was like, "Jeff, why are you bleeding from your ears?"