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pirateclem t1_j6e8t2n wrote

This is why when I masturbate in a store I look the mannequins directly in the eyes.

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toefurkyfuckmittens t1_j6fhzce wrote

If you choose to do so in the women's department, please pick something with useful pockets to jerk it in front of

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shmatelyn t1_j6gr8i6 wrote

It’s cute that you think women’s clothing has pockets.

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toefurkyfuckmittens t1_j6gux5t wrote

I am a woman, you donut. It was a joke.

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shmatelyn t1_j6guzjx wrote

I am too, silly goose! It was also a joke 🤣

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toefurkyfuckmittens t1_j6gv2zb wrote

Sorry, lots of dudes on reddit are eager to explain the experience of womanhood to women. tone is hard to read, carry on!

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