SolarSmelter t1_j6f9nex wrote
Reply to comment by Low_Soul_Coal in TIL that modern store mannequins can now record video, sound and automatically analyze demographic data and customers reactions to products from facial expressions analysis by human8264829264
There won’t be any dystopian overcoming for them when I make grimaced facial contortions directed at their mannecameras to analyze. Their system will self-destruct with all the expressions I can cycle through in a second. I’ll be standing at the foundation of their ivory towers kicking them until they fall, all the while my doo doo farts in the act rise stinky clouds above their glass ceilings. Instead of the sun, they will see a gaseous brown piece of what I did to a glazed turkey dinner the night before with the many visages of my profile superimposed over their disastrous nightmare of a victorious sky.
starwarsman05 t1_j6fx7ld wrote
>There won’t be any dystopian overcoming for them when I make grimaced facial contortions directed at their mannecameras to analyze. Their system will self-destruct with all the expressions I can cycle through in a second.
hahaha
Hand-Picked-Anus t1_j6g56v4 wrote
I had a girlfriend like that once.
AndYouDidThatBecause t1_j6haeb5 wrote
You dated mannequins too?
immersemeinnature t1_j6g6v47 wrote
My god. Are you me?
Boxes_Are t1_j6ln0dp wrote
That's beautifully written; very creative.
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