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MJN91075 t1_j59z4e4 wrote

Who won the Tour De France in 1940?

The 7th Panzer Division

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me_not_at_work t1_j5a2kws wrote

Did Nazi that coming.

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igcipd t1_j5ahlnx wrote

I’ve got 88 more of these jokes!

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me_not_at_work t1_j5aibig wrote

I'm sure most of them are 14 words long.

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MJN91075 t1_j5bcbct wrote

I shouldn't tell WW2 jokes because my Great Grandfather died at Auschwitz.....

They kept warning him not to lean so far out of the guard tower

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Libertas-Vel-Mors t1_j5d5nx4 wrote

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

Germans like to march in the shade

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MJN91075 t1_j5r77zh wrote

How many gears are in a French tank?

Five......two forward gears and three reverse gears

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Landlubber77 t1_j59mitg wrote

Eddie Murphy, Key and Peele, Chappelle, Chris Rock, Katt Williams, shit I've been into black humor for years.

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InternetGansta t1_j5aagzf wrote

Bill Burr, Richard Pryor, Carr, Jim Jeffries. Shit, me too

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Landlubber77 t1_j5b4rt6 wrote

Three of those guys are white so I don't think you got the joke but yes I like those dudes too.

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OneMonk t1_j5bf2th wrote

Goddamn I laughed way more than I should have at this exchange

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Xerox9 t1_j5bpaz7 wrote

"Guys I swear, I'm not just an insufferable, edgy, piece of shit. I'm just smarter than you lol"

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assjackal t1_j5ci42t wrote

I think the caveat here is timing and audience. Most people aren't adverse to a good dark joke as long as they know everyone involved doesn't actually think that way. My roommate is black and I have Italian heritage, we occasionally say slightly racist shit to each other in good humor but know each other's limit. This is after dozens of hours of deep dialogue about systemic racism and similar topics.

Of course the dude who opens up a party with dead baby jokes or the like is definitely not the brightest bulb.

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lntercontinental t1_j5co6fa wrote

— The annoying, smelly kid with greasy unwashed hair at the back of the classroom trying to defend himself after literally calling someone the n word and trying to pass it off as ”dark humor”

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HotPocket_Consumed t1_j59wq5l wrote

Dead baby jokes anyone?

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MJN91075 t1_j5ae4zl wrote

What's 9 inches long, red, and makes women cry?

A miscarriage

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HotPocket_Consumed t1_j5af94m wrote

I haven’t laughed this hard since my girl had her last miscarriage

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MJN91075 t1_j5agab8 wrote

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

You nail its other hand to the floor

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LovesToSnooze t1_j5bi3bt wrote

I get Anthony Jeselnik vibes from your jokes. Checknout "thoughts and prayers" on netflix. Might be up your alley.

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MJN91075 t1_j5bu1km wrote

Jeselnik and Jimmy Carr are my dark comedy heroes......but Mitch Hedberg is the man!

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MJN91075 t1_j5bw3kc wrote

So to combine Hedberg with Jeselnik.......

A pregnant woman isn't carrying a developing human......the fetus is actually a pilot of a mech with meat and skin armor

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NetDork t1_j5bn6on wrote

What's a Mississippi abortion?

Hungry rat on a string

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Ambiguous_Duck t1_j59i9pg wrote

Probably that the biggest of idiots cannot see humour in taboo whereas everyone else can.

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me_not_at_work t1_j59hrej wrote

The Aristocrats. Do I get a Nobel prize now?

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gentlybeepingheart t1_j5d2o89 wrote

You can not inflate annoying Redditors' egos like this.

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BanjosAndBoredom t1_j5acrhf wrote

I recently made a taboo joke in a reddit comment and got downvoted into oblivion. It feels good to know that all those people just didn't like it because they're dumb 👍

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TwoFrontHitters t1_j5cpxku wrote

I've been permabanned for making dark jokes before. Room temperature IQ people don't get it.

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juupajoki68 t1_j59gk68 wrote

I guess I'm smart now

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Larein t1_j59tlwc wrote

Just because people with high intelligence like dark humor, doesn't mean people who like dark humor are intelligent.

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GermaneRiposte101 t1_j59uvml wrote

Yes it does

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DxFrz t1_j5ab7ht wrote

Try harder. Correlation is not causation. Every square is a rectangle, every rectangle is not a square.

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Pressburger t1_j5b2me3 wrote

UHM CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION 🤓

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GermaneRiposte101 t1_j5ac5uo wrote

Forgot there were Americans on Reddit. Apologies for forgetting the /s

(Bit of darkish humour there)

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KayWDubs t1_j59gskz wrote

I guess I am too.

Love me some taboo topics and dark humour.

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Libertas-Vel-Mors t1_j5d5trx wrote

I have a t-shirt with Stalin's picture on it that says

"Dark humor is like food...not everyone get's it.*

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willateo t1_j5hr4k9 wrote

Dark humor is like food: not everyone gets it.

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seething_with_class t1_j5aqwx7 wrote

People who don't understand when and why and where and with whom that sort of humor is funny, and just go for a shotgun maximum impact approach probably don't, though, any more than people who are so comfortable with their bodies that they want to give everyone on the bus a free show get more and better sex like the, uh, context-appropriate body-confident folks do.

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JumpyButterscotch t1_j5dh0o1 wrote

It’s almost like smart folks can process ideas without buying into them wholeheartedly. On the other hand, pearl clutching folks that can’t think outside their bubble.

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Jrubas t1_j5l2e7h wrote

My friends and I are savage with one another. I made one too many jokes about sucking some dick and my gay friend said I was a bigger f*g than he was. My black friend called me a peckerwood and I called him the N-word. All you have to do is exist and we have a roast just waiting.

Then I come here and have to rein it in so as not to scandalize the classy likes of Reddit. Wouldn't want any swooning or monocle dropping now would we?

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StupidOldAndFat t1_j5m355r wrote

Tasteless humor is not black humor.

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Jrubas t1_j5mdojq wrote

Taste is subjective and not to be an asshole, I don't really care what you or anyone else thinks about what I find funny. You shouldn't either tbh.

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StupidOldAndFat t1_j5mlq75 wrote

I’ve no problem with tasteless humor, it’s one of the few things that I do well. But it’s not dark. I’m not making the rules, I simply read the study. Nor do I care about what you fins funny, but will point out when someone reads a headline and jumps straight to “look at meeee! This is what I doooooo!” Being a poser is also not dark humor.

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MissO56 t1_j5dzp74 wrote

yea we do! 🤣

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4Ever2Thee t1_j5ey4av wrote

This is the last thing redditors need to see. Now they’re just gonna be trying to be darker and edgier; this might even bring back dead baby jokes, let’s just leave them in the past.

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aisha_so_sweet t1_j5c1ylz wrote

Nah, I think stuff like that is funny and I have no intelligence

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pezident66 t1_j59n502 wrote

Obviously

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Drone68342B t1_j5b2f55 wrote

My grandfather never made it out of Auschwitz. He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower.

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[deleted] t1_j5c6q51 wrote

Therefore the woke liberal mob is very stupid.

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chuckymack t1_j5d44r2 wrote

Conservatives tend to be less intelligent than their more progressive peers.

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ChuckFarkley t1_j59r9yv wrote

And other studies show it's a harbinger of Dementia, Alzheimer's Type.

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me_not_at_work t1_j5a2iw6 wrote

That sucks for those of us who appreciate the dark side of humour. The good news is though, at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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GermaneRiposte101 t1_j5achpv wrote

Are you sure. I have told you this before

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me_not_at_work t1_j5adsnf wrote

Are you sure you did? Maybe you're the one who has ... wait.... what was I saying? Where's my pudding?

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GermaneRiposte101 t1_j59urit wrote

Thank you, I love black humour. Does that mean I am smarter than everyone who down votes me?

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Edit: Does that mean I am dumber than all who up vote me?

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