HotPocket_Consumed t1_j59wq5l wrote
Dead baby jokes anyone?
MJN91075 t1_j5ae4zl wrote
What's 9 inches long, red, and makes women cry?
A miscarriage
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j5af94m wrote
I haven’t laughed this hard since my girl had her last miscarriage
MJN91075 t1_j5agab8 wrote
How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?
You nail its other hand to the floor
LovesToSnooze t1_j5bi3bt wrote
I get Anthony Jeselnik vibes from your jokes. Checknout "thoughts and prayers" on netflix. Might be up your alley.
MJN91075 t1_j5bu1km wrote
Jeselnik and Jimmy Carr are my dark comedy heroes......but Mitch Hedberg is the man!
MJN91075 t1_j5bw3kc wrote
So to combine Hedberg with Jeselnik.......
A pregnant woman isn't carrying a developing human......the fetus is actually a pilot of a mech with meat and skin armor
DigitalBoy5000 t1_j5crkna wrote
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? (Depends on how hard ya throw them.)
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j5deecf wrote
Or how decomp’d they are
NetDork t1_j5bn6on wrote
What's a Mississippi abortion?
Hungry rat on a string
ShooterStevens t1_j5ca0qv wrote
What's 18 inches long and makes a woman scream?
Crib death.
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