Submitted by applesweaters t3_ylzqlj in vermont
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[deleted] t1_iv1clo2 wrote
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Sdwingnut t1_iv1tp53 wrote
He's a duck head
applesweaters OP t1_iv1y6f6 wrote
Damn autocorrect
timberwolf0122 t1_iv5edd8 wrote
At least they still used fowl language
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iv1assr wrote
Don't nail shit into trees please.
Unless those are just tacks then no problem.
applesweaters OP t1_iv1pj8t wrote
I didn’t do this, it’s someone’s private property. And I’m not sure if they are tacks or what
kalitarios t1_iv1s662 wrote
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?
YPG-Got-Raqqa t1_iv29y02 wrote
Does it actually hurt the tree?
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iv2j0zz wrote
Does,driving a nail into a tree hurt it? Is that the question?
Yes, yes it does. Anything that penetrates the bark hurts. Is it a major injury? No, it will heal.
It is a “dick move”? yes, yes it is.
ties__shoes t1_iv3dzfy wrote
Does it make it more susceptible to infection or is tree infection not a thing?
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iv3jssd wrote
Yes, It does make the tree more susceptible. I’m not sure infection is the right word, I think disease is the right word, but not like human disease, tree disease.
YPG-Got-Raqqa t1_iv2zl7t wrote
Yeah I just can’t imagine how it would cause any damage beyond the hole.
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iv325vk wrote
You are correct. The only damage is the hole poked through the bark into the living Philemon and potentially cambium layers.
I mean if you stabbed somebody they will heal and it won’t cause damage beyond the hole (assume you miss organs) but again, it is still kind of a “dick move”.
Norse-Gael-Heathen t1_iv5hjxd wrote
You must love sugar season...
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iv5imgj wrote
That’s a stupid response.
Yes I do love sugaring season. In fact, for many years I tapped trees.
Having participated in that agricultural practice has enabled me to see tapping trees can be dangerous to the tree. It also enables me to see the very clear fucking difference between using a natural resource to produce a product and driving a nail (which probably won’t be removed) into a tree for lolz.
Most_Expert_8080 t1_iv20a4e wrote
Got downvoted to oblivion saying the same thing as you. People here are pretty weird.
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iv2j7co wrote
Yeah, but you brought politics into it. Mine is politically neutral, I only care about the tree.
Most_Expert_8080 t1_iv2x73f wrote
The sign is political but ok man
taez555 t1_iv1m7fb wrote
Seems kinda dumb to me. It's not a smart move to deploy mallards during duck hunting season if you intend for them not to be shot.
Real-Pierre-Delecto2 t1_iv1w10f wrote
Humor seems to be rarely appreciated these days. I giggled at your stupid joke. Have an upvote.
taez555 t1_iv1wi7h wrote
Glad I could bring a giggle to your day. :-) Much appreciated.
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iv1a29b wrote
Does he fuck ducks or just eagles?
kalitarios t1_iv1s2ik wrote
Distinguished_Parrot t1_iv1s16j wrote
Duck sex is a whole 'nother ordeal
Divio42 t1_iv1lg0t wrote
Ostriches, eagles, ducks.
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iv1o6fc wrote
Has to be sick ostriches tho
Amyarchy t1_iv1y81p wrote
Allegedly.
Bulletproofshowerkap t1_iv1q32i wrote
But still it would take 2 people
Ok-Dirt7287 t1_iv25jbe wrote
Emus fuck people
Loeden t1_iv2yr03 wrote
Why is nobody making Draco Malfoy signs with a voldemort face instead of an eagle?
(Obligatory not from Vermont, if you're in a state sub reddit starts showing you other state subs)
greenmtnfiddler t1_iv2zo9h wrote
Hey, don't look at me. I still think you could go around with a couple of sharpies, you only need black and pink to turn the beak into a pretty decent vulva. Cover the eyes with squiggles like pubic hair, and then the lines for the side of the eagle head become thigh creases. Seriously, go check.
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Loeden t1_iv3nxz5 wrote
I feel ya from Wyoming, and all of our candidates are Malloys, haha
mycophdstudent t1_iv35wpf wrote
Chips Ahoy
AdventureSheepies t1_iv402m2 wrote
Heh. I am enjoying these jokes.
eazybeingcheezy t1_iv1xzpt wrote
Expected this to be a birds aren’t real thing, but not from what I can find
Enkmarl t1_iv6ie2w wrote
got yer mallards over 'ere. Fixing to get some work done but can't do nothin with all these MALLARDS
fjwjr t1_iv1mrld wrote
Huh….?
Threadbare70 t1_iv3ld11 wrote
There's a heavy smug alert in effect for the entire County Watch Area.
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clutch12866 t1_iv1vd6g wrote
meh tinks itza jook. sometimes my 12 year old boy will say 'deploy canadian geese!!!' right around now heading to the outer banks in their bikinis and cizano parasols by the - bout 5 - 700 at a time, directly over our place. occasionally with a pasture break to regroup. hey, yah seen millie? urhh not since goose green n floatin bridge frank! yuck yuck ...
Ergotnometry t1_iv2fwbo wrote
Did this sound different in your head before you typed it?
Most_Expert_8080 t1_iv12n14 wrote
Defacing trees to own the conservatives...
timberwolf0122 t1_iv15wlb wrote
Still less dumb than dying of COVID to own the libz
Real-Pierre-Delecto2 t1_iv19evt wrote
Rent free for sure. This guy has really gotten some of reddits feathers riled up it's kinda entertaining but stupid at the same time. Gotta wonder though did the DNC fund this guy too? They preach about broken democracy but then fund idiots like Buldoc in NH who are on the edge of winning now. I spend lots of time in NH and while I hate Maggie this Buldoc guy is an anti weed prohibitionist. Great job dems hows the hole in your foot feel?
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iv1a069 wrote
LiVe FrEe oR DiE
Real-Pierre-Delecto2 t1_iv1ck6s wrote
Not sure what you mean by that but what's wrong with not wanting an anti weed guy in congress and being pissed that the DNC is funding the fucker? I drive over there everyday it would be nice to feel a bit more free from the police wouldn't you say??
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iv1cshu wrote
I didn't disagree with you 🤷
Real-Pierre-Delecto2 t1_iv1e2r7 wrote
Fair enough you got me with the capitalization stuff. Not internet lingo savvy enough I guess. Always thought it was supposed to be insulting or something to write like that.
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iv1eddi wrote
I'm probably wrong. I always thought was a "sarcasm font".
Real-Pierre-Delecto2 t1_iv1o1ns wrote
I am prolly wrong too. So there! lol
Kixeliz t1_iv1cvac wrote
Well weed is illegal federally. I'm surprised you support such a thing since you follow every law to a T.
Real-Pierre-Delecto2 t1_iv1flmy wrote
Here is the douche again butting in. Again you are being a dumb assuming cunt I said no such thing and break laws daily. Difference is the times I have been caught with weed and arrested for it I didn't bitch about it. Ya it sucks the laws used to really suck in that regard but I knew them and faced the consequences. Same thing with following voting laws of the state you vote in. Don't follow them fine but its on you when you don't get what you want. In this case your vote counted properly. If it's that dang important just put the proper fucking date where it is supposed to go. Why on earth is that so darn hard?
Kixeliz t1_iv1g2gk wrote
Because you don't seem to understand the concept of people creating laws for the expressed purpose of making the lives of others worse. Like those old weed laws. You seem to grasp they used to be worse, but can't comprehend why they were changed? Do you believe every politician is working on laws with only the best of intentions? That it's not possible for a certain party to take control of the legislative body and put out laws that solely benefit that party? All of this is foreign to you?
Though I do enjoy your "live and let live" philosophy while calling others cunts.
Real-Pierre-Delecto2 t1_iv1rdsb wrote
You remind me of those internet sucks memes where one guy says I love steak and then that person gets yelled at saying he hates vegetarians or something. Just more dumb assumptions. I like water that means you hate beer! Clownworld
Kixeliz t1_iv1rhrq wrote
Are you still here? For someone who bitches a lot about this interaction you seem to be asking for more.
Jsr1 t1_iv16q2h wrote
Can we send the asshole back to where ever the flatlander came from?