meinblown t1_iv9vzyd wrote
Reply to comment by pro_conser333 in You have just moved to Vermont. The welcome wagon shows up - what is in the gift basket? by jenshike
You forgot the passive aggressive note tucked in the bottom of the basket explaining what is acceptable behavior and what is not. And a whispered signature at the bottom calling you a fucking flatlander through gritted teeth.
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iv9z1j1 wrote
Close, except the only person who would bring a basket to start with is a flat lander. A Vermonter will let you live you life and be polite if you decide to introduce yourself.
You may meet them the first time when they come to help because your car is stuck 1/2 in the road because you thought the density of plow snow is the same as fallen snow and though you could make it in or out of the driveway.
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iva3ymx wrote
It's kind of a mixed bag. You are both a little right and a little wrong.
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iva4bvz wrote
This is Reddit. We don’t deal in nuance. It’s either back or white, right or wrong, good or bad. Nuance and intelligent conversation are reserved for real life and real people.
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iva4g27 wrote
Oh I forgot. In that case, you are both totally wrong and I am indignant.
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iva4no0 wrote
Exactly, expect this comment, totally wrong.
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iva4wgm wrote
Indignation intensifies... I'm about to use all caps!
thisoneisnotasbad t1_iva52k1 wrote
Gotta admit, I laughed out loud.
Jerry_Williams69 t1_ivcyu8b wrote
Then my work is complete
meinblown t1_ivatl6v wrote
Expecto Patronum!
meinblown t1_ivatioc wrote
Some of us "flatlanders" come from places that actually have mountains though.
charliedontplaydat t1_iv9yz1b wrote
Do you need some new friends dude? Wtf
meinblown t1_ivatbvq wrote
Just calling it like I see it
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