Submitted by VermontArmyBrat t3_yq3k4h in vermont
random_vermonter t1_ivmiuty wrote
Suck an egg, Malloy!
bigtimesauce t1_ivmkyri wrote
I think that’s cannibalism if he does it, maybe incest, depends on context.
random_vermonter t1_ivml597 wrote
Well, he fucked an eagle.
bigtimesauce t1_ivmltjs wrote
Allegedly
jaydenkirtawn t1_ivmp5vx wrote
I heard it was a sick eagle... ^(it'd have to be a sick eagle...)
bigtimesauce t1_ivmpan1 wrote
One’s a mallard with a cold and I forget the punchline but your mother’s a whore
random_vermonter t1_ivmrhfa wrote
I think you'd need more than one person to fuck an eagle..
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